fml... it has been 1mth plus since i first sprained my knee...
my poor knee sprained again last night while going home...
wat ungodly hour...
tml USS, next week, cruise...
FML...
seriously nothing ever goes well this year..
other than the fact that im half way thru my NS life!!!
bahh... on the other hand, i still got HALF MORE (1 fucking year) to go!!!
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
IM AWESOME
Spose - I'm Awesome Lyrics
i'm awsome!!!
no you're not dude don't lie
i'm awsome!!!
i'm drivin around in my mom's ride
i'm awsome!!!
a quarter of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online
i'm awsome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
i'm awsome!!!
there's no voice mail nobody called
i'm awsome!!!
i can't afford to buy eight ball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall
you know my pants sag low (low)
even though (though) that went out of style
like ten years ago (go)
spose, i got the swagger of a cripple
i got little biceps,
getting fatter in the middle
and lyrically i'm not the best
physically the opposite of randy
moss and yet so preposterous
feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious
guest up at the sausage fest
oh yes!
the girls are repulsed so i hide
in my hood like i'm joining a cult
uh uhh
i'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
all my writtens are bitten and
all my verses are purchased
me? i'ii never date an actress
got to many back zits
plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
every show i do is poorly
promoted and if you like this
it's cuz my little sister wrote it
i'm awsome!!!
no you're not dude don't lie
i'm awsome!!!
i'm drivin around in my mom's ride
i'm awsome!!!
a quarter of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online
i'm awsome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
i'm awsome!!!
there's no voice mail nobody called
i'm awsome!!!
i can't afford to buy eight ball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall
swagger of a cripple
check it out
i'm from maine and i don't hunt nope
and i can't ski
smoke weed but i can't roll blunts
maight be with my wifey
my necjs not icy
eatin' at mcdonalds because subway is pricey
uh and my unibrow is plucked
just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks
shes like "for what?
blunt wraps and some heinekens?
you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins"
i'm like mom please don't blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and aunt steve
my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
and the hair on my ass it is jumanji
suit untailored, ringtone taylor swift
can't tweet up on my twitter
cuz i haven't done shit
blank account red, body ungroomed
the good thing about me is i'm off stage soon
i'm awsome!!!
no you're not dude don't lie
i'm awsome!!!
i'm drivin around in my mom's ride
i'm awsome!!!
a quarter of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online
i'm awsome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
i'm awsome!!!
there's no voice mail nobody called
i'm awsome!!!
i can't afford to buy eight ball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall
futher more i'm cornier than ethynol
cheesier than provolone
i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
with a ego the size of tim duncan
even though i got shit for brains like a blumpkin
i'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
bacause i spent a decade filling
optimuos and i'm not even the bomb in maine
on my game and only about as sexy as john mccain
yea.. i shall say fml less, and say IM AWESOMEE
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Sunday, June 6, 2010
pokemybirthdayy
http://www.pokemybirthday.com/
Poke My Birthday on 21.December.1989
On your Way to Your Birthday on 21.December.1989:
You were born on Thursday on 21.December.1989 and you think this is your oldest day of your life history but you are sadly wrong. Let's surprise you:
14.February.1989, Tuesday, (Your birthday -310 days):
On 14.February.1989, Tuesday, your father has produced the semen that will be half of you soon.
He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and you will be be lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way in the conceivement. You may find interesting to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this Tuesday morning, you might born completely as someone else (for instance in the opposite sex) as kafein changes the speed of male sperms.
1.March.1989, Wednesday (Your birthday -295 days):
Today your mother ad her last menstrual cycle and started building up the egg, that will be the other half of you.
After today, she will not have this cycle again for a very long time (thanks to you!). She spent Wednesday as moody, anxious, short-tempered and you should be glad, you were not around her that day!
16.March.1989, Thursday (Your birthday -280 days):
Your mother's egg is ready to build the other half of you and your father and your mother got together to make you.
But there is still no "you" around so don't get excited much. It can take several hours for your father's sperm to reach your mother's egg and now it is just on its way out.
17.March.1989, Friday (Your birthday -279 days):
Out of 500 million sperm on their way to your mother's egg, the sperm which built you has won the race by coming first and the sperm and the egg is became one to make your very first cell. Do you see how lucky your half (the sperm) be by winning coming up first among 500 million other rivals? Never tell you are not lucky anymore!
We can call Friday, 17.March.1989 as your "first day alive" because this is when you are a living entity, an embryo, congratulations! Although you are just a 1 cell creature today your unique DNA is also formed so your future destiny like your sex, height, physical apperance, intelligence, characteristic and vulnability to certain dissesases is already been determined.
31.March.1989, Friday (Your birthday -265 days):
If your mother is an intelligent women, she would have suspected that she is pregnant at 31.March.1989, Friday. She is not very sure yet but she is suspicious. We hope she was excited and joyed, not worried.
7.April.1989, Friday (Your birthday -258 days):
Today your mother is telling your father about her pregrancy and he is celebrating to be a daddy!
Day 7.April.1989, Friday is also important in that, your heart has pumped for the first time today. We don't know if it is a coincedence that your father learned about you in the very day, your heart first pumped!
22.June.1989, Thursday (Your birthday -182 days):
Your parents could have lawfully got an abortion until 22.June.1989, Thursday so this is also an important day of your life. Today they decided you should live!
We are glad they didn't otherwise, we'd lose one site visitor in pokemybirthday.com.
21.December.1989, Thursday(Your birthday):
You are born to a cruel world. Happy birthday little buddy! We hope you remember to enjoy your life which was a big journey from day minus 310 to today.
Your lucky days are Thursday (Conceivement date, Your parents decided to not to have an abortion, You were born) and Friday (Your first cell is built, Your mother suspects she is pregnant, Your heart beat for the first time).
You are exactly 20 years 24 weeks 4 days 5 hours 53 minutes 48 seconds old.
You will receive your next birthday gift in 28 weeks 1 day 18 hours 6 minutes 12 seconds later. (as of 6/6/2010 1900 GTM+8)
If your hair were never cut since 21.December.1989, it would be 2.981 m. today.
If your nails were never cut since 21.December.1989, they would be 7.398 cm. today.
An apple tree seeded on 21.December.1989, bore 1,816.882 kg. apple till today.
Its contribution to economy is $7,249.4 and it fed 3,048 people. We hope that in your life you, as a human being, achieved more than that poor apple tree.
Poke My Birthday on 21.December.1989
On your Way to Your Birthday on 21.December.1989:
You were born on Thursday on 21.December.1989 and you think this is your oldest day of your life history but you are sadly wrong. Let's surprise you:
14.February.1989, Tuesday, (Your birthday -310 days):
On 14.February.1989, Tuesday, your father has produced the semen that will be half of you soon.
He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and you will be be lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way in the conceivement. You may find interesting to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this Tuesday morning, you might born completely as someone else (for instance in the opposite sex) as kafein changes the speed of male sperms.
1.March.1989, Wednesday (Your birthday -295 days):
Today your mother ad her last menstrual cycle and started building up the egg, that will be the other half of you.
After today, she will not have this cycle again for a very long time (thanks to you!). She spent Wednesday as moody, anxious, short-tempered and you should be glad, you were not around her that day!
16.March.1989, Thursday (Your birthday -280 days):
Your mother's egg is ready to build the other half of you and your father and your mother got together to make you.
But there is still no "you" around so don't get excited much. It can take several hours for your father's sperm to reach your mother's egg and now it is just on its way out.
17.March.1989, Friday (Your birthday -279 days):
Out of 500 million sperm on their way to your mother's egg, the sperm which built you has won the race by coming first and the sperm and the egg is became one to make your very first cell. Do you see how lucky your half (the sperm) be by winning coming up first among 500 million other rivals? Never tell you are not lucky anymore!
We can call Friday, 17.March.1989 as your "first day alive" because this is when you are a living entity, an embryo, congratulations! Although you are just a 1 cell creature today your unique DNA is also formed so your future destiny like your sex, height, physical apperance, intelligence, characteristic and vulnability to certain dissesases is already been determined.
31.March.1989, Friday (Your birthday -265 days):
If your mother is an intelligent women, she would have suspected that she is pregnant at 31.March.1989, Friday. She is not very sure yet but she is suspicious. We hope she was excited and joyed, not worried.
7.April.1989, Friday (Your birthday -258 days):
Today your mother is telling your father about her pregrancy and he is celebrating to be a daddy!
Day 7.April.1989, Friday is also important in that, your heart has pumped for the first time today. We don't know if it is a coincedence that your father learned about you in the very day, your heart first pumped!
22.June.1989, Thursday (Your birthday -182 days):
Your parents could have lawfully got an abortion until 22.June.1989, Thursday so this is also an important day of your life. Today they decided you should live!
We are glad they didn't otherwise, we'd lose one site visitor in pokemybirthday.com.
21.December.1989, Thursday(Your birthday):
You are born to a cruel world. Happy birthday little buddy! We hope you remember to enjoy your life which was a big journey from day minus 310 to today.
Your lucky days are Thursday (Conceivement date, Your parents decided to not to have an abortion, You were born) and Friday (Your first cell is built, Your mother suspects she is pregnant, Your heart beat for the first time).
You are exactly 20 years 24 weeks 4 days 5 hours 53 minutes 48 seconds old.
You will receive your next birthday gift in 28 weeks 1 day 18 hours 6 minutes 12 seconds later. (as of 6/6/2010 1900 GTM+8)
If your hair were never cut since 21.December.1989, it would be 2.981 m. today.
If your nails were never cut since 21.December.1989, they would be 7.398 cm. today.
An apple tree seeded on 21.December.1989, bore 1,816.882 kg. apple till today.
Its contribution to economy is $7,249.4 and it fed 3,048 people. We hope that in your life you, as a human being, achieved more than that poor apple tree.
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